Emotional support

18-10Today I learned that there is such a thing as an Emotional Support Duck! Apparently they are good at calming you down if you are afraid of flying in airplanes, even though sadly you have to bring your own unless you’re flying Emirates or something where they have secret duck-caches for first class passengers and probably a little pond too, I digress. Point is that I do not want an Emotional Support Duck, BUT an Emotional Support Seagull, please, would be rather nice. It would steal chips or cookies from passers-by if I seemed grumpy, it could pose for me when I wanted to draw a seagull but had forgotten what they looked like (this happens a lot, and the internet is never there! see today’s doodle!) and best of all it would viciously attack anyone who made me feel upset or even looked at me funny, which is the most proactive Emotional Support I can think of. Also then I could raise an army of them and we would take over the world. In a really emotionally supportive way. It would be great!

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