19.06.2017I officially declare sea swimming season well and truly open! If *I* don’t think it’s cold, no one will. Trust me on this. ^_^


1.06.2017Neezers come out on hot sunny days to make you sneeze so you drop your ice cream. We don’t know exactly what they look like since they’re always covered in spilled dairy; I suspect they are quite small and furry.


25.05.2017Gertie lives under your floorboards and comes out at night to stick her nose into your electric sockets. You can ask her to stop but she won’t. Sorry.