13-01Graham likes climbing trees with sturdy branches, botany, and biscuits. He is very friendly and has mostly entirely stopped eating small children, though the automatic reflex is really quite difficult to suppress.


2-01Happy New Year to one and all! Please welcome 2017’s iteration of the Greater Variant Plomp, a sweet little creature who takes the phrase ‘New Year, New You’ rather literally (2016-Plomp had bat wings, one eye and whiskers) and likes to nest in the hair of humans who have made too many resolutions to be feasible – you know who you are.


5.07The creature above would like to apologise for the lack of Mondaydoodle.

She would not like to apologise for eating the doodler though.