Oh dear

28A child gave the camel the hat, if you’re wondering. And they’re trying to get from Heathrow to Gatwick, or possibly vice versa.

Also please note that yesterday’s bird dilemma involved Auks, not Awks, thank you again Wudagast!


27That was onomatopoeic, this is not meant to be an awk. I think anyway. I mean an awk is a thing, right? A bird even? It’s something. Possibly.

…Google does not agree. Fine, I declare this to be an Awk. So there.

Happy not-a-day-you-can-really-precede-with-Happy-day!