Scan_20171023 (2)Yay candy! Yay lollipops! Yay candyfloss! Yay chthonic monsters spawned who knows how! Yay!



16.10.2017I recently learned that most of life’s problems can be solved through the admiration and/or dressing up of guinea pigs – a valuable lesson to all, I am sure, and I am delighted to share it with you.  Go guinea pigs!


03.10.2017This is Grop. It will come into your garden -or your house, if you leave a window open- and look at you hopefully until you give in and give it a hug. I advise doing this sooner rather than later – Grop is rather large and doesn’t smell particularly lovely.

Welcoming tree

02.10.2017 So this week I learned that when they have that wonky sort of one-sided tree in a Chinese garden, it’s actually a Welcoming Tree giving you a one-armed hug! Awww.

Also, in my garden, if the Welcoming Tree misses you, a Hug Monster will get you instead.