My scanner is a dirty rat. Not like this rat, which is quite cute and cuddles eggs; it is a horrible manky rat filled with envy and malice and jelly babies. Also it tries to suck out my soul when I’m not looking. >:-(
Month: September 2015
black-eared snoutpecker
greets you kindly
Mooooon!
I went walking/moon-watching/moon-walking! on the Downs last night. I met: one man who gave me sage advice; one couple who were drinking tea; no fairies (but I did go through a fairy portal); a boy with an excellent telescope who let me look through it; one pirate; a few drunk boys; two foxes; and one badger.
Happy Apple Day!
Hooray!
So I think I have fixed my scanning issues (!) and also finally have fixed up my computer (!!) so I can actually run gimp (!!!), thanks entirely to a certain awesome and superinspiring amphibian. You are brilliant, thank you! Even if you also inspire excessive punctuation.
dubious
i was trying to write “dinosaur” but it came out dubious >.>
bye
squirrels
pirates are a bit like squirrels
Onwards and upwards
I think their treasure is probably being eaten by Emily
iris elsewhere. 
