My scanner is a dirty rat. Not like this rat, which is quite cute and cuddles eggs; it is a horrible manky rat filled with envy and malice and jelly babies. Also it tries to suck out my soul when I’m not looking. >:-(
I went walking/moon-watching/moon-walking! on the Downs last night. I met: one man who gave me sage advice; one couple who were drinking tea; no fairies (but I did go through a fairy portal); a boy with an excellent telescope who let me look through it; one pirate; a few drunk boys; two foxes; and one badger.