This was supposed to be one of those medieval pictures of a lady looking out of a picture window only then the dog came in and had to take it all over. BAD DOG

Hullo there!  I have not been feeling very draw-y at all lately, and the Doodlemuse just sat on me yesterday instead of helping me come up with anything, so I think I shall give her/him/it/them a rest and take this week off. I shall see you next week!!

I love the rolling hills, I love the flowers, I love the things with teeth, boom-dee-yada boom-dee-yada boom-dee-yada boom-dee-yada…

Oi DOODLEMUSE! Yes, you! Stop varnishing your phlanges in the vast bogs of Itraqklr and get back to work!

(Some people’s muses may be prettier than mine, and some may be less prone to slithering into bogs; but mine can hold up to 48 pencils at once. DOODLEMUSE WINS.)

And another actualdoodle to welcome the BANK HOLIDAY WEEEEKEND! One that might even be SUNNY! So exciting.

I have been told to mention that actualdoodles are so called because I do them directly in pen without any planning, stream-of-consciousness style; apparently I have not mentioned this and it Should Be Known. Mind you the same person thinks the ideal partner in a crocodile’s tea party is Abraham Lincoln, so.

Ha not so standoffish now are you.

Do platypuses have claws on their hands? Can they climb? Do they actually require the help of underwater rhinoceroses in real life? Ahhh the questions I cannot be bothered to ask Google…

Gosh I have actually covered an ENTIRE SHEET OF A4; huge drawing is huge! Not that it has more detail than a smaller actualdoodle would, but A4!!