Purr purr give me coffee NOW purr  then I will have MORE purr until I LEVITATE purr

So I have had …well, yes, coffee, but also an exceptionally nice Monday and I am a bit confused because there is a song right, that goes “Tell me why I don’t like Mondays”, and it just lodged in my head and it is really quite odd, I mean is the question meant to be a conversational gambit or do they genuinely not know or what? I can’t imagine it being particularly good small talk – I’d just be a bit worried for someone who talked to me under the assumption that I was reading their mind, even about something as innocuous as what days of the week they very conventionally dislike – and I don’t see it leading to any great conversation.  Or maybe the singer just had a revelation that we are all One and therefore everyone knows everything and they just need to wake up to it, and it’s actually a kind of Zen koan? Could that be it?

I’m kind of impressed if it is.

What is better than one balloon?

That’s right, TWO.

Also on the way home today I saw a construction crane and also a rainbow and it looked like the crane was picking up the rainbow and it was adorable, hooray!

So I bought some tiles and I was going to scan & muck around with these drawings I found from playing Pictionary  with my family on holiday a million years ago and turn them into designs and stick them on the tiles to make coasters; only I keep forgetting and then I had some tiles and I had Sharpies and if you draw on tile with Sharpies it works quite well and you can even edit it if you haven’t fixed the colour yet and it’s fun! So I might make a series of monsters playing with balloons instead. I can still make Pictionarycoasters later right?

We interrupt Emily to wish a most joyous birthday to Jennifer! May you have much cake and cuddles and crazypantsness. Also please note the individually coloured-in hearts in the background which WILL be metaphysically glueing themselves to you in an enormous cloud of goofiness and actually that sounds kind of scary so maybe they won’t. Unless you want them to. Whatever. Have a T-Rex.

Just a pretty big cloud-breathing duck I guess.

Unless underwater rhinoceroses and their friends are very very small, in which case it’s just a duck.