Or rather, not turnips, but small burrowing creatures pretending to be turnips for reasons unknown and likely nefarious. Found in poorly weeded vegetable plots and monsters’ lawns. They’re probably spies. DO NOT EAT.
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iris elsewhere. 
I’d like to see some in my garden. Yes. They are appealing.
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Mm, I dunno. I think they’d be like moles but worse – not great if you’re trying to grow prize-winning roses!
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You know, it’s deer who’ve destroyed my garden. Your little guys are much more appealing no matter what they do!
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Deer, really?! I didn’t know they were garden pests! Alright then, I shall send some non-turnips your way…
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Deer. Oh yes. Tremendously destructive. This winter they have even chewed a wooden bird feeder to get at the seeds. I mean shredded. Ugh. Maybe the non-turnips could scare the deer…
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Yikes!! You might need an army of non-turnips…
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