05.05.2017This shy and socially awkward creature, rather than facing the inevitable results of its preferred diet of beans-onions-and-cabbage with pride, is so embarrassed at the idea of passing gas that it not only has developed (flightless) wings to waft any smells as far away from itself as possible; it also immediately turns invisible at even the thought of a fart, which has led to a certain interest from the scientific community. Needless to say, its self-consciousness is *not* helped by over-enthusiastic cryptozoologists creeping up on it at all times. Its digestion is probably not improved either.

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