Is duct tape, as you should know really. Especially when produced by giant mystical duckgods. And yes, before you ask, I originally had a MUCH more involved idea for getting to this stage, involving mysterious tribes, masks and unmaskings, the origin story of the common platypus, the return of the pirate aliens etc. Aren’t you glad I pared it down?
Oh and ALSO I have discovered that there is a brand of duct tape actually called Duck Tape, all officially!!