Yes Wudagast I am just messing with you now.

Also this is totally a scene from, you know, that terribly high-brow Estonian silent film your cultured friend forced you to watch – the one about the conscientious paedophile shell collector and his ambiguous relationship with his sports teacher sister, and their quest to find the perfect scone, also that scene with the albino chickens, and it is four hours long and you were annoyed to tears within the first two minutes and you are NEVER GOING ANYWHERE with your friend again.