Goat: OK
Me: But an interesting goat!
Goat: No.
Me: I could give you a sort of spotty scarf?
Goat: That looks ridiculous.
Me: You are so negative. I will turn your legs into trees
Goat: WHY
Me: And stars! I like stars!
Me: Also, goats like trees. They stand in them.
Goat: No.
Me: Fine. I’m adding trees anyway though.
Goat: Can I have my feet back?
Me: No.