Me: I want to draw a goat

Goat: OK

Me: But an interesting goat!

Goat: No.

Me: I could give you a sort of spotty scarf?

Goat: That looks ridiculous.

Me: You are so negative. I will turn your legs into trees

Goat: WHY

Me: And stars! I like stars!

Me: Also, goats like trees. They stand in them.

Goat: No.

Me: Fine. I’m adding trees anyway though.

Goat: Can I have my feet back?

Me: No.