Neezers come out on hot sunny days to make you sneeze so you drop your ice cream. We don’t know exactly what they look like since they’re always covered in spilled dairy; I suspect they are quite small and furry.

Just a dog

Gertie lives under your floorboards and comes out at night to stick her nose into your electric sockets. You can ask her to stop but she won’t. Sorry.

Happy Birthday! If it is your birthday. If not, Happy Unbirthday! May it be full of flowers and boat rides and new dresses and lots and lots of sunshine.

Also piano-playing mice. My dad insists. ^_^

When I have to watch things that have zombies in them I pretend they are going to hug or possibly ballroom dance or something because then I can pretend they are cute… I just feel a bit guilty about finding them creepy; it’s not their fault they are zombies after all.

Eyebrow Genie will grant you 3 wishes, but only if they are about eybrows

Hey they are still wishes

It was raining ridiculously hard on my way home but the trick is not to mind getting wet. Then it’s fun!

After all, you can always dry off at home…

This one’s definitely a cat