I made Things today! It was excellent and involved more bats than expected, which was even more excellent.

Speaking of bats, good flights to Anyone flapping about today! ❤

So I came across that line from Paradise Lost – “From morn to noon he fell, from noon to dewy eve, a summer’s day” – and I know it’s the point but that is a LONG time to be falling and surely even Miltonic Satan can’t keep the angst up that long? Like undoubtedly he was upset but you can’t tell me at no point did he not get bored and start picking his nose or make some silly flying shapes or try to get a novel out of his pocket only for it to fly away and give up and just sulk for a bit because ARE WE NEARLY THERE YET

Also apologies Satan for your towel drape thing defying gravity; I didnt realise it had all gone wrong til your portrtait was already finished and am too lazy to start again. You’re probably pro sloth though right?

Personally I’d suggest caution when feeding a creature that has trouble differentiating between my head and a pear but eh

Tis the weekend woooo

Skylarks are awesome, they sound like a normal bird that was just singing a normal song when it got caught in a time warp that sped it up times 3 and also electrocuted it at the same time. They’re hanging out in the sand dunes at the moment and it is delightful.

Also this looks nothing like a skylark but if you look them up some have little mohawks, they are proper tiny punks!

But they edge away slowly while smiling and nodding politely

This was only meant to commemorate seeing a sheep and its alpaca friend in a field this morning but the sheep came out looking traumatized and I am left wondering whether it was actually working undercover as an alpaca and I have inadvertently ruined a sting operation 7 years in the making and if so what was it trying to find out

Also a sheep superspy would have to be called Baaaa-nd

A lady in the most glorious outfit complimented my glasses and it made my day 🙂