It has not rained for just long enough that you may be considering a small reduction in the amount of jumpers, gloves, hats, spare socks, spare rain coats, spare umbrellas, hand warmers and miscallaneous which you carry on your back on a daily basis and cause you to resemble some kind of hunchbacked beetle.

It is a trap. Don’t.

Do you ever feel a bit seaweedy? Like you’re fine as long as the tide is in but if it goes out you will revert to untidy mopness on the ocean floor

It is rather unreasonable to be this tired when the world is sunny and warm amd beautiful and keeps bouncing at you like an exceptionally enthusiastic puppy and zzzzz

Did you know beaches doodle? To be honest I did but it is great

I was called a gorse fairy today which is quite the compliment I mean I WISH

Full size they look something like this; some have wings, some just many arms, most have a mixture of both

…Does anyone know how to actually become a gorse fairy please

‘Allo to my friend in ze France, may it continue to be tres full of ze delight

If you think something like this may have happened to you at some point- congratulations!! That is amazing and I wish you all the best and so much love.

If you think this has not happened – maybe check your garden, just to be sure?

❤

I have this song stuck in my head about a horse and its rider who is scared of snails and falls off things, hey folk songs are weird, so figured today is a good day to draw a horse right?

Spoiler: it may not have been

My snakes and spiders are both getting into spring and having babies so I have been fussing over them this afternoon and they are just the best pets ever ❤

Any non green varieties are more than welcome to come and hang out, but take care, I get confused and you may get watered!