Seems to have been a tiger. And is he replacing the three kings by any chance? Last year they were stuck at Heathrow around now…
Why even have a tent if you are going to sit outside of it? Or is it someone else’s tent? Or was it stolen by a tiger? WHAT IS GOING ON HERE
Always bring extra lunch with you, you may need it.
This is more or less what my brain looks like on an average day.
So last night I invented a perpetual motion machine using just magnets and used it to make these geniusly cute moving stegosaurus toys – waking up sucks sometimes! Though an alarm clock is better than creepy predatorbirds.
…aaaand there’s today’s actual todaydoodle!
Well, not really; PJs don’t actually fit him –believe me, I tried! So the chair just gets a new strap and is replaced by a bed. Though his rider should really be sleeping rather than internetting.
I went walking/moon-watching/moon-walking! on the Downs last night. I met: one man who gave me sage advice; one couple who were drinking tea; no fairies (but I did go through a fairy portal); a boy with an excellent telescope who let me look through it; one pirate; a few drunk boys; two foxes; and one badger.