It has not rained for just long enough that you may be considering a small reduction in the amount of jumpers, gloves, hats, spare socks, spare rain coats, spare umbrellas, hand warmers and miscallaneous which you carry on your back on a daily basis and cause you to resemble some kind of hunchbacked beetle.

It is a trap. Don’t.

Do you ever feel a bit seaweedy? Like you’re fine as long as the tide is in but if it goes out you will revert to untidy mopness on the ocean floor

It is rather unreasonable to be this tired when the world is sunny and warm amd beautiful and keeps bouncing at you like an exceptionally enthusiastic puppy and zzzzz